This is too funny, and so so true… Great post!
Originally posted on iliketheworldfuzzy:
In addition to tweaking my diet, I have to start a more intensive exercise program. To this end, I’ve been looking at guides of promising-sounding activities and how many calories they burn, and I’ve noticed some serious omissions, really a complete lack of any activity I’m at all likely to perform. To rectify this alarming deficiency, I would like to contribute my own list of everyday exercises that you (and, more importantly, I) can do at home or in the office, with a loose estimate of how many calories they’re likely to burn:
Little Blind Girl’s List of Everyday Exercises
- Banging your head against the desk/table/wall for five minutes: 15 calories
- Walking down to supply closet, forgetting what you went there for, walking back to office, then remembering and walking back to supply closet: 25 calories
- Doodling on legal pad while not really listening to tedious phone conversation:…
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